Score: 1

"Sucks"

submission: Walky Talky Man

date: May 31, 2006

The only thing ok about this is the song, but even that's not that good - and since all you did was click 'import' and (thank god) had the sense to compress it, you get no credit for that, obviously. As for the graphics, they're ok, but you just recycled everything, and it's completely aimless and stupid. Make a music video with a plot if you're doing them - hell, they're boring enough watching the actual band just bounce around, worse if it's a fairly halfassedly drawn character doing the same loop over and over. Put some more work into making something and it'll do better - the more you put in, the more you get out. Unless you're making flash, then you stay in, but the girls put out - or something like that. Yea, so plot development, spend some time on the next one - it's ok if it takes a month or so to complete one, because it won't be rubbish at the end of it. People take 6 hours doing a bloody webcomic with like four frames, it's ok to spend time on a flash movie.

Score: 1

"Worst thing I've seen this year."

submission: Zombies8myneighborTrailer

date: May 29, 2006

This is the biggest turd ever - I was expecting crap, but not to this extent! Every single bit of text had a gramatical or spelling error, every single one - and since all this movie is is text, there goes the content. I had a great time playing that game with my buddies, and all you did here was make it suck by association. Here's some tips - you're not a big name animator, so let your work speak for itself - don't flash your name all over the place until AFTER the movie. Noone cares if you made a screenshot of a couple of GIFs and did a slow tween on them. There's no content to this, it's just crap. Absolute crap. Make the movie, don't make bloody pointless, stupid, ratarse trailers!

Score: 7

"Halarious"

submission: Katrina's Coming!

date: May 25, 2006

That totally cracked me up, heheheh, excellent use of sound there at the end!

Score: 5

"not so good"

submission: Cats are lame

date: May 20, 2006

I liked your initial effort 'na - i'm gonna fuck up your house' and then proceeding to do shit to the house, that was good. But then you got to this lame (soundless) shooting thing which was crap, and the end was crap. The idea had potential but you went too far with the lame ultra violence. That wasn't even the cutest cat picture by far - just put more work in next time and you'll do better. stretching the middle bit out more would've been good, but no.

Score: 8

"Brilliant"

submission: The StarCraft Reporter

date: May 18, 2006

To be honest I was thinking this may have ridden in on the name 'starcraft' similar to what my one a few weeks ago did - but this really was impressive! I really enjoyed it - the terran bit was a bit dry, but it really picked up as you got further in. Quite long but I didn't get bored of it at all - loved the last bit back in the studio. 'There's gonna be a starcraft 2?!', geez some people don't use their brain. Well animated characters, the mouth syncing was very nice. I really enjoyed it, well done! Funny that decent movies are coming out about starcraft like 8 years after the game heh. Well done again, it was great. I only gave an 8 because of various graphic imperfections you are clearly capable of doing properly and couldn't be assed - I voted 5 though.

Score: 5

"Needs work"

submission: AlasBabylon-Trailer

date: May 18, 2006

It's kindof interesting. Loving the 'widescreen effect' - I use it myself heh. The syncing is terrible, perhaps you're not setting your audio to stream rather than event. Abhorently bad with the radio bit I almost thought that was it and was about to close it! Trailers never really do very well on NG, we like content. Your sound effects and ambient music were appropriate and powerful etc. so good work there - got a bit of a laugh out of that last line, 'well need water and anything else that can help us' - I thought of a hollywood movie having that has the final line, perhaps said my arnie or something, and it just ... geez it's poor heh. It's not a bad peice. You might like to take the protruding tounge out of the voice loop too, noone really talks like that - these're just little pointers for your next work. Keep it up.

Score: 3

"Kinda poo"

submission: Anger Management 2006

date: May 18, 2006

The photo thing has a bit of style, but the story is pretty poo. The voice is pretty quiet too you may like to tirn it up. I don't really get why you used a character with no arms, it was a shame because it could've been ok.

As for that last reviewer - I'm sure they teach you it's not your fault you get angry when in anger management, 'it's a chemical imbalance' - well it's not, it's your inept self control, since you're poorly developed people. The good news is it's not YOUR FAULT you're poorly developed, it's your families! Yay!

Score: 4

"Meh"

submission: 2 Army Guy and the Knife

date: May 18, 2006

This is pretty lame. It's one joke and it's a poor joke at that. Your graphic style looks like you could do something decent, and the sarcastic voice and stuff seems to have potential (well, not original, but possibly successful) so like, try something with more of a plot, or possibly a more original 'joke' that's much less bloody obvious as soon as he says anything. You've got the goods, you've just got to put some time into thinking of something funny (or finding something funny to animate). This one, I've had bigger laughs looking inside friends hankerchiefs.

Score: 9

"This was suprisingly great!"

submission: World of Starcraft Ep1 RM

date: May 11, 2006

After the initial shooting and stuff which was kinda crap, the rest of the flash was really halarious! I love the music too, heh. The zerg party, that's great. Parts of this were stunning, others were poo - you probably know what you're doing these days so I won't bother heh. Excellent humour - I just love that sc music heh

great length too!

Score: 4

"Not there"

submission: -The Bridge-

date: April 30, 2006

Looks like you've got that whole camera pan and stick generator crap working fine there - but that's all you've got! Use the camera thing to better use, have characters that aren't poo. There isn't a story, it's just random sliding around etc. 17 objects too, bit too few for any impressive work - detail is where it's at. Why not use those techniques in the action sequence of something that has a point - the random stick thing has to be incredibly impressive to get anywhere these days.