Score: 7

"Hmm"

submission: Homicide

date: March 9, 2006

It's evident you tried so I'll try and be constructive on why I'm not giving that impressive a score (3). The way you did the words, while new and interesting, was also very annoying to read. I ended up reading it too fast so I'd be reading what was previously said and everything, I think normal subtitles would be much better. But wait, what would be a million times better than that would be voice acting, even if it's just you putting on a bunch of voices it's infinately better than having to read stuff. I liked your plot, you had a whole plot there but it really did play out far too fast and actually relied on reading your little comments - it would be better if the flash could put the story together itself, with a bit more introduction maybe. You might like to do one in a semi 'wide screen' kind of feel rather than a tiny box too, like have the width 550 and the height 300, or something - when people do that it just seems to bring a touch of class for me. I get touched by the class. Other than that, be prepared to never get too far with sticks on Newgrounds, they've very much had their day, that said i still quite enjoy a well made stick movie. Best of luck with your future flashes.

Score: 3

"Brilliant in places"

submission: TODD 2: I kick ass for...

date: March 8, 2006

utterly crap in others, and eventually the crap bits outdid the good bits and I had to vote poorly. The starting psycadelic building was great, but the humping chick and shouting into the mic was pretty crap.

Score: 6

"For it's political message it's a winner."

submission: Message For Clock Crew

date: March 8, 2006

I don't even click on Clock movies anymore, and when I accidentally get one I hurt myself. As far as I'm concerned the only things that can pull off that stupid robot voice is Pube Muppit, whose comedic value can't be underestimated, especially when you're absolutely trollied. Ah, the number of times I've wiped tears of laughter from my eyes over the years due to Pube Muppit.. twice. Your box makes a good point, go box!

Score: 7

"Suprisingly Funny!"

submission: Single Cell Warrior

date: March 7, 2006

That voice is fantastic! What a presenter, heh. A nice little idea, I like that you're not just being a lazy artist with a 'trailer', you really just want people to enjoy the concept and get a chuckle. You're right it wouldn't be funny if it was a movie, I wouldn't go there either - good choice. I just can't agree with your inference that Chuck Norris is a B grade actor though! hehe.

Score: 8

"Very nice"

submission: Bed Hair

date: March 7, 2006

Don't you just love those reviews that just say what happens in the movie?

Beautifully smooth animation, nice stuff with the lighting in the bedroom too. Great choice of music, cute little toon - great work. Doesn't pretend to be more than it is either, just a little toon, and that's really quite appealling.

Score: 6

"Alright"

submission: Biff's Dream

date: March 7, 2006

Not too bad, delivery of the dialogue was a bit slow for my tastes. Maybe you should apply yourself and make something impressive, if this did only take one night. Your peices of frame-by-frame were well timed and effective. I spose I really should learn how to do fuzzy things myself heh. Any pointers would be apprechiated, if you can be bothered. I assume you got an A?

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: 1000 frames of boredom

date: March 5, 2006

Could use a faster framerate to spice it up a bit more, simplicity when super smooth is stunning to watch.

Score: 9

"HALARIOUS!"

submission: saland figers omg

date: March 5, 2006

I don't think I've ever given a 10 for humour, until now. GOD this is SO funny! I can't give a constructive review - this was perfect.

Score: 8

"Very Entertaining"

submission: Island 2 (Assassin Drake)

date: March 5, 2006

This is a fine example of sound making a flash fantastic. Your voices are great - the Wilson Coconut reminded me of Michael Jackson heh. Fantastic effort here, totally amusing. Great sorta slapstick with the Moose too, and having a moose shaped mouse hole - great work again!

Score: 6

"Nothing special"

submission: Burnt Face Man 6

date: March 5, 2006

Funny how Burnt Face Man didn't do so well when he first came on here, I remember reviewing the first one when it was first in the portal - I thought it was pretty amusing, put it on my favourites. But I come back to NG and have a look at the 6th and it's really nothing special, yet eclipsing everything else out today! It clearly surfs in atop this pathetic disgraceful firth worshipping thing that's going on here - no wonder you act like such a sarcastic condescending bastard, it's almost worth you posting movies just so we can read the reviews, which were in this case, far more entertaining than the movie itself. I always think it's a shame when people ruin a good thing by succumbing to consumer demand, firing out lame sequels until it's well-dead, and I can't help but feel you've done that a bit here. Don't get me wrong, it was alright - but I think if you rate it on it's own merit, not on your popularity, this is more a 3. I won't bother softening my review mentioning what was good, you've probably heard it already.