LogFish's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[COTD 2 trailer]

Are you going to make a movie?

You've only submitted two trailers. Planning number two before number one exists? The definition in this is lacking I feel, you can't make out tables from people etc. - but maybe this is a stylistic feature that just doesn't appeal to me. It would be nice if you could make a movie not a trailer, it'd fare better too.

[Kite]

Great idea

You've got a fantastic idea here - unfortunately your execution didn't give it a chance on NG. The figure was just too .. dynamic is the nice way to put it heh. His limbs bent too much to crazy angles, he turned into a stick which looks less like a stylistic feature and more of a halfassed effort in this film. If he was more solid and acted more like people would (albiet riding a kite) this could've been superb. Nice effort though, really original - I gave it a 5 but it didn't do much to the score heh.

[Twice A Thief]

Cute

You've got a nice style there, everything is so cartoony and colourful - nice! The tree does look like a giant penis lol, classic that it's not just me who noticed. My suggestions would be to up the action a bit - this could probably be done simply by increasing your frame rate to about 18fps. It seemed a bit clunky. I like your style, keep it up!

[Mittens Episode 3]

Very nice

The only thing I would've liked better is if the dancing Ipod commercial at the end was a bit longer and had some of that terrible music they use heh. Very nice little joke there, well done. Geez people in those sony shops etc. are so like that, too.

[Homicide]

Hmm

It's evident you tried so I'll try and be constructive on why I'm not giving that impressive a score (3). The way you did the words, while new and interesting, was also very annoying to read. I ended up reading it too fast so I'd be reading what was previously said and everything, I think normal subtitles would be much better. But wait, what would be a million times better than that would be voice acting, even if it's just you putting on a bunch of voices it's infinately better than having to read stuff. I liked your plot, you had a whole plot there but it really did play out far too fast and actually relied on reading your little comments - it would be better if the flash could put the story together itself, with a bit more introduction maybe. You might like to do one in a semi 'wide screen' kind of feel rather than a tiny box too, like have the width 550 and the height 300, or something - when people do that it just seems to bring a touch of class for me. I get touched by the class. Other than that, be prepared to never get too far with sticks on Newgrounds, they've very much had their day, that said i still quite enjoy a well made stick movie. Best of luck with your future flashes.

[TODD 2: I kick ass for...]

Brilliant in places

utterly crap in others, and eventually the crap bits outdid the good bits and I had to vote poorly. The starting psycadelic building was great, but the humping chick and shouting into the mic was pretty crap.

JackNicholson responds:

SHOUT-ING
LMAO!!!1!

[Message For Clock Crew]

For it's political message it's a winner.

I don't even click on Clock movies anymore, and when I accidentally get one I hurt myself. As far as I'm concerned the only things that can pull off that stupid robot voice is Pube Muppit, whose comedic value can't be underestimated, especially when you're absolutely trollied. Ah, the number of times I've wiped tears of laughter from my eyes over the years due to Pube Muppit.. twice. Your box makes a good point, go box!

Zac37840 responds:

Square Block is angry...For Blocks and Boxes are at war. *End of Sarcastic Voice*

[Single Cell Warrior]

Suprisingly Funny!

That voice is fantastic! What a presenter, heh. A nice little idea, I like that you're not just being a lazy artist with a 'trailer', you really just want people to enjoy the concept and get a chuckle. You're right it wouldn't be funny if it was a movie, I wouldn't go there either - good choice. I just can't agree with your inference that Chuck Norris is a B grade actor though! hehe.

[Biff's Dream]

Alright

Not too bad, delivery of the dialogue was a bit slow for my tastes. Maybe you should apply yourself and make something impressive, if this did only take one night. Your peices of frame-by-frame were well timed and effective. I spose I really should learn how to do fuzzy things myself heh. Any pointers would be apprechiated, if you can be bothered. I assume you got an A?

KenSkaii responds:

the dialogue was slow. but there wasnt anytime to fix much, also, everryone in my house was sleeping, so i almost had to whisper